leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

(via attractiveblogger)

leepace:

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

(Source: pianti, via hi)

clannyphantom:

mary had a little lamb

whos fleece was white as snow

it went out to a club one night

and dropped it hella low

(via g00dbyef0rnever)